Truly, Madly, Deeply

The Arishok seems kinda naive that after 3 years he still hasn't realized that Kirkwall is an utter shithole full of bottom of the barrel incompetent fucktwits, but he's cool regardless. _{And so dreamy...}

Erm, that semen was in their anuses when I found them.

He's just biding his time for the killing spree, Valerie.

It's almost like Hawke is the only person in Kirkwall with any degree of agency beyond the arbitrary whims of a group of idiots...

EARNING HIS RESPECT MEANT MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IN THE PAST DECADE.
INCLUDING TAKING MY BOYFRIEND'S VIRGINITY. (SORRY GREG, YOU'RE A LOUSY LAY.)


_{I love u arishok...}