Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Qidnapped Qunari pt.2

So Valerie and her buddies have killed a bar full of goons, now its time to get answers from the one guy we miraculously didn't disembowel during the chaotic melee.
You attacked them, dipshit.

In these tough economic times, it's important to remember those that provide employment for the downtrodden of Kirkwall and graciously allow them to continue living in Lowtown and Darktown. I am the 53%

"You have got to be kidding me. The primary antagonistic faction, doing something to antagonize us?"

Alright, let's head over to the chantry, it's been a while since we killed a shitload of people in a church.
Seriously, laughing my ass off at Anders being the one whining that we don't have enough evidence to go after the templars.

"Alright, so three Kossith walk into a bar, a Sten, a Saarebas and a Tal-Vashoth. Stop me if you've heard this one before-"

And how I never seem to get the chance to kill you and prevent this bullshit from happening.

When this game presents another faction that wants to burn Kirkwall to the ground, I'll side with them too.

The bad guys in this game are really bad at the whole "poker face" concept.

Please, have you seen the chantry sex scandals recently? The only thing shocking here is that Petrice hasn't been sneaking into the alienage to molest elven children.

Wow, it just happens to be your former bodyguard? What a shock! It's almost like you're involved with this...

Yeah, it's all those goddamn Qunaris' fault for getting kidnapped, walking around shirtless all painted up like an Orlesian whore!

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