This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
PUA: The Marethari Method
Welp, we've checked in on one of our unpredictable, mentally unbalanced, and incredibly dangerous mage buddies, let's check in on the other one.
You can't keep a dog lord from eatin' pussy. BOOSH!
kind of funny that people say shit like this in this game, because
either Hawke's sister is a mage or Hawke is, so of course a character's
going to fucking stick up for mages when they've got a personal stake in
Who wouldn't be a fan of the 1960's animated classic?
A dude with hilariously fucked up eyebrows?
That's right its on its on ITS ON YALL
I say the same thing every time I boot up this game.
Oh god I hope everyone dies tomorrow and this game is over.
Oh Hawke you set my brows a-quiver,
Your snarky wit just makes me shiver. Love you so much it feels insane,
Though I'll never say your first name.
"We'll be hated, hunted" *Is the Champion of Kirkwall, lives in a huge mansion, everyone loves you*
Hell yes! The goon advice I got for dorm living is finally gonna pay off!