This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Monday, January 30, 2012
A Touching Family Reunion pt. 2
After Fenris realizes what's happening here, he quickly moves on to the most important course of action in this situation:
I never asked for this.
For our readers at home, this is a subtle literary device called foreshadowing that you may have seen before in this LP.
this dipshit was too busy drinking to get it up when Valerie was hella
DTF so she ended up hooking up with Anders instead. I think everyone was
the loser in this situation.
Calm down Fenris, when he said you "Suck dick like a pro" he meant it as a compliment. Some people...
(Sighs) The game is "shit".
And now begins the multi-wave battle against Danarius.
The first wave is slavers.
next wave is shades and demons. See Danarius in the background? Even if
we rushed him, he'd still be invincible because he has a forcefield
that won't drop until you've killed all the trash mobs.
once you get to the skeleton wave can you fight Danarius. The climax of Fenris's entire character arc is a fight against 3 mobs of the
same enemies you've been fighting since Act 1.
And now, the heartwrenching climax:
Aw yeah! Can you feel the fuckin' catharsis y'all?
Fenris sure can't because he's mad as hell.
it's bad enough you sold him out to slavers, but continually reminding
him that he has the same name as the frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars? That's just cruel.
Bein a magister, smokin fat blood mage kush... the stankest of all highs.
Ahahaha yes Anders that's the natural conclusion to come to here.
You don't even know how real it gets on the streets of Tevinter.
Oh that Fenris, such a rascal! Always wanting to murder his family!
I will... for a price.
I mean, look at her, she's obviously not carrying any decent unique loot.
facade cracks for a moment as she remembers her own diseased sister
coughing up darkspawn jizz in the Deep Roads and her zombie mom
pole-dancing in the Darktown sewers.
IVarric, the party's resident expert on sibling-murder, chimes in.
lol alright which one of you works at Bioware
I... always asked for this?
ghost tattoos, sweet AOE lyrium damage and the ability to rip out
people's organs all combined with a homicidal rage warring with a deeply
ingrained slave mentality is so much better than having to shoulder the
burden of making decisions for yourself.
One time Fenris made a turkey sandwich and the mayonnaise had spoiled. He blamed that on magic too.
Fenris gets as autistic as Merrill once the f-word comes into the conversation.
Okay Anders, you? Really not helping.
Yeah. You said that literally the first fucking time we met you.
Okay, we'll get right on that. But first, Valerie has some important business to take care of.