This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Friday, January 27, 2012
The Qunari Qonundrum: Epilogue
Another vapid bites the dust.
I'll miss you. Come back a visit sometime?
You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I
will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will
Damn, this is a dramatic camera angle.
I was slippin into the Viscount's Keep had on my leather and my swordaxe
had a little general tsos sauce on it I didnt give a fuck. I walked up
to a fine ass bitch. Her fucking pussy was barely visible beneath her
little skirt. I could smell her fucking menstrual blood caked on the Tome of Koslun. Her god damn eyebrows were clipping the fuck out and she
didnt even care. I walked up, slapped the fucking Tome out of her
hands. her botyfriend came up to me. I fucked him. I fucked his severed
head right on the throne. They were all watching me fuck this guy but my
eyes never left the girls face. I grabbed that bitch then just left. I walked backwards out of the Keep.
Valerie holds back tears as she watches the noblest man she has ever known leave Kirkwall.
No, the qunari just took a smoke break, they'll be back in like 15 minutes. You can tell because the cutscene team forgot to despawn the ones standing directly behind you.
Try not to look too happy about it, bitch.
all I had to do was betray my one-time fuck buddy's trust and surrender
her to militaristic religious zealots intent on subjugation!
"Yeah, why the FUCK was the crowd made up of the same 3 character models copy-pasted?"
GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT.
lol cool moon god you guys, sike *surfs away on priceless treasure*
course he's telling the truth, Gaider simply couldn't make DA3 happen
without his precious pet fuck-liker to up the sexual tension to
delicious levels of depravity!
I need to stop playing this game.
It's not about revenge, it's about nothing! It's a game about nothing, Jerralde!
simply couldn't make DA3 happen without pandering to the bioware forum
posters who want a Varric/Tali romance when the Normandy crashlands on
the mysterious planet Thedas!
Yeah, that crossover was a brilliant idea, thanks for noticing.
Really? Because it's exactly what I thought it would be: SHIT.
Yeah, Valerie's pretty great.
I thought that already happened last chapter?
I want to be a Viscount. And a dragon. Either/or, really.