This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Monday, January 2, 2012
The Backwardsteve Marauders
So we're heading back to the barracks to- hey what's that?
Valerie regards the dead guardsman with a clinical glance.
Nice to see Aveline's neglecting her duties of reinforcing her subordinates and focusing on what really matters: getting porked.
It's both a smartass quip and a biting satire of the fundamentally limited nature of this game's entire design!
I laugh to cover up the pain.
That means nothing to me.
shit you actually got trapped into playing a Bethesda game? That's the cruelest gameplay concept Bioware has implemented yet!
You're really in a position of authority here.
But rather... for a price.
I can't remember exactly what it was, but I'm gonna guess it was either 1 gold or 3 gold.
The last thing I need is more bullshit meatshields interfering with my right-clicks.
Truly, the Evets marauders were a formidable foe.
You know, I'm just gonna make a wild guess and say 'with their hands'. Just a hunch.
Are you telling me you haven't fucked one?
So we get back to the barracks and Valerie goes to talk to Aveline.