The Valerie Hawke Get Your Friends Laid Show pt,1

Get ready because we're gonna embark on one of the most epic quests of the game.

Naturally, Valerie can barely contain her enthusiasm.

This is one of the longest quests in the game.

It's not.

But then again, you know what they say: the stronger the qun-qun, the sweeter the nari-nari!!!

What a coincidence! I regret this as well.

As long as there's gold and/or experience points in it for me.

The only thing "strangely difficult" here is figuring out why anyone at Bioware thought this was a good idea for an incredibly lengthy quest.

Alright, let's go check in on the man with the sideburns.

Yeah, Gamlen's a piece of shit. You don't really need to tiptoe around it.

Probably not.

what the fuck

Donnic's face is literally warping its own geometry he's so perplexed.

Okay, dude? The people's eyebrow? Really not working for you.

Yeah, so do I, but I decided to get the really unimportant shit out of the way first.

Psst, Isabela: you always look like an idiot.