This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Kirkwall: Life On The Street
Fenris and Isabela get to know each other:
Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
Ahahahaha Isabela likes to fuck! She's a slut!
Whine about how they're a plague burned upon your soul, women love that.
Fenris and Isabela will fuck in Act 3 unless you stop them by fucking one of them.
Valerie drives a hard bargain:
Despite the fact that Valerie has killed thousands of men in broad
daylight until the streets run red with their blood, she's picked the
snarky dialogue option too many times, so she's not sufficiently
For some reason, Valerie puts her knife away anyway.
It is impossible to convey the petulance of this line's delivery through mere text.
Oh come on, you're just rubbing our faces in it now.