This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
I Hope You Like To Fuck pt.1
So after the depressing experience of dealing with a pedophile and being
threated by a magistrate, Valerie decides that it's time to drown her
sorrows in cheap booze. (When is it not time for cheap booze? Valerie
Hmmm, Isabela... that sounds familiar from my DA:O playtime.
Well, I'm sure she'll look similar, I mean, the continuity of this series is very impor- Darker, sexier, better.
I wish EA said the same thing to Bioware, except replace "information" with "game".
Okay, maybe not.
If you're talking about not being involved in this game anymore, the answer is "yes".
Actually, you are. Valerie's been living in Kirkwall for over a year now.
Actually, that's you as well.
Oh, she's got a lot of "experience" if you know what I mean. (Isabela likes to fuck.)
Didn't ask for your life story, Tits McGee.
Valerie says what we're all thinking at this point.
Well, yeah, of course he'll leave you alone because he'll be dead.
Fun fact: if you watch Isabela's back closely, you'll be able to see her ass clip through the back of her clothes.
Awww yeah, another straight up sleeee-yut for the harem!
Yeah, I'm not doing anything else, I'm pretty sure that mysteriously missing templar can wait a few more days.