Second Act, Shit Is Still Wack

A veritable parade of fucktards, I know.

Dude, you didn't actually introduce Valerie to any of these people.

Wait, what? How does it make more sense if they arrived separately? What the fuck are you even talking about?

I do not understand any of this.

I started drinking rubbing alcohol to numb the pain.

BOOM!

6 GOLD. IT WAS 6 GOLD. I SPENT OVER 8 TIMES THAT ON THE EXPEDITION ITSELF.

She moved on up, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. She finally got a piece of the pie.

Good, at least there'll still be some interesting characters in this game.

They were actually here to sightsee the Wounded Coast and take advantage of the up and coming Darktown culinary scene.

Whoa, cool statue.

Apparently 6 gold is enough to turn the entire Viscount's Keep into your own personal themepark.

Seriously, this isn't even Valerie's house and it's covered in her logo.

Oh no, this apartheid metaphor is getting to be too much to handle!

Not being an expert on gargoyle behavior, I consulted the preeminent documentary on the subject.

They've discovered the the Viscount's deepest shame: he's illiterate.

Damn Valerie, in three years you could personalize half of hightown, but you couldn't afford a change of clothes?

But perhaps to them, you are the heretics? It's all a matter of perspective, methinks...

Come on, we even gave the qunegroes their own water fountains as a favor to them, what am I missing here?

Well, you're kind of the only human they've ever allowed into the compound, sooo...

Oh thanks, that's a real heartfelt compliment. Dick.

Wait for it...

FOR A PRICE!

Or we could do it now. Now's good too.

Look bro, lemme put it this way: Valerie didn't spray her tag all over this place so you could keep living in it.