Wednesday, December 21, 2011

INTERLUDE: Slowbeef Doesn't Get "Jokes"

Alright y'all, it's the holidays and this Christmas I'm making this thread Darker, Sexier and Better by offering you, the audience, a chance to be part of LP history!

That's right, from now through January 1st, anybody who gifts me, Shadow Isaac, games on Steam will provided with a unique gift in return:

Your own name in an update, complete with a custom written quip from the character of your choice addressed towards your character!

Will you choose:

  • A gigglesquee-inducing exclamation from Merrill?
  • A drunken rant from Valerie?
  • A resigned complaint from Anders?
  • An angsty moan from Fenris?
  • A whorish come-on from Isabela?
  • A disbelieving exchange between Seeker Adrastia and Varric?
  • Or a pointless whinefest about justice from Aveline?

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

The following games will result in the following plot-crucial characters being named after you:
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 gets you the coveted first name of Seneschal Bran!
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops gets you the High Dragon of the Bone Pit!
  • And finally, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 gets you the chance to be immortalized as the Pride Demon that tempts our darling Merrill!

Contact me on AIM today to work out the details of the transaction and Happy Holidays to all!

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BAN12/21/11 05:10amShadow IsaacNo, you're not going to use your thread to shill so people can buy you video games.slowbeefOzmaugh

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