This thread is no longer acceptable. It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Hello, 911? This Sexual Romance Is Over
Alright, let's check in on Fenris, see if he's feeling any better about himself-
Goddamn, I wish I had this idea like a month ago.
You gonna give me any?
Uh, crushing Hadriana's heart?
NO.
"So, where's your mom at?"
Remember kids, prejudice will set you free!
I guess Danarius tracked Fenris the same way Hawke made all that money during the 3 year time jump.
Who wouldn't be, a charmer like Fenris?
Well, he certainly must have showed his gratitude to the Fog Warriors, then.
Wait for it...
Owned!
I just ran. I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.
He just drank like 5 bottles of wine, it can't be easy for him to talk, period.
You're not going to offer her any, are you?
Confirmed: Fenris has the 'sperg.
So yeah, this is where I was supposed to say "just friends?" but the
dialogue prompt didn't appear because the romance chain can only be
triggered by giving Fenris a gift that you find in a random pile of
garbage in the alienage, and that disappears once you get ambushed by
slavers starting the companion quest. I don't think I even set foot in
the alienage before I got ambushed. Oops.
Then save some for me.
Here's to this quest finally being over.
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