Friday, December 23, 2011
Hello, 911? This Sexual Romance Is Over
Alright, let's check in on Fenris, see if he's feeling any better about himself-
You gonna give me any?
Goddamn, I wish I had this idea like a month ago.
Uh, crushing Hadriana's heart?
"So, where's your mom at?"
Remember kids, prejudice will set you free!
I guess Danarius tracked Fenris the same way Hawke made all that money during the 3 year time jump.
Who wouldn't be, a charmer like Fenris?
Well, he certainly must have showed his gratitude to the Fog Warriors, then.
Wait for it...
I just ran. I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.
He just drank like 5 bottles of wine, it can't be easy for him to talk, period.
You're not going to offer her any, are you?
Confirmed: Fenris has the 'sperg.
So yeah, this is where I was supposed to say "just friends?" but the dialogue prompt didn't appear because the romance chain can only be triggered by giving Fenris a gift that you find in a random pile of garbage in the alienage, and that disappears once you get ambushed by slavers starting the companion quest. I don't think I even set foot in the alienage before I got ambushed. Oops.
Then save some for me.
Here's to this quest finally being over.