The Bloodmage Whore Saga pt.4

Knowing that things are gonna get messy, Valerie stops by her house to drop off Aveline and Bethany and pick up Anders and Fenris to replace them. On the way out, Isabela strikes up a conversation with Anders.

"Hey, you're American, right? Ever hang out at that The Bunny Ranch?"
For those who haven't played da:o, let's review a scene from The Pearl:

Get it? Isabela likes whores! She's bisexual! This ain't your daddy's RPG!

Bioware humor y'all.

Valerie doesn't want to hear anything about people that aren't her getting laid, and Fenris is looking for nearby escape routes.

So we head down to Darktown and Valerie fills in Fenris and Anders on the events at the Blooming Rose.

Once we arrives, Anders asks if he can have a conversation with Valerie. Yeah, sure, it's not like we're doing anything too urgent, just tracking down a terrorist cell of blood mages.

Oh don't worry, Valerie's hoping you'll put a lot more on her if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna say it was more "crazy" than "selfish", but whatevs.

Dude, it's not even a good idea to loan money to your friends and you're letting him share your body?

No surprise there, nothing involved in this game is going to end well.

[C81](Niku Ringo) Duragon Eiju Ni - Nippon Incredible 3: M Champion Hawke

Bioware romance~!

Alright, now that we got that touchy-feely shit out of the way, let's kill some whores.