Sorry About Trying To Kill You, Wanna Fuck?

I'm a hardcore fan of DA2, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming. I would be in Kirkwall where I would often stab Dog Lords with Hawke and help Aveline with guard duty, but one day as I was talking to Merrill we went to her hovel for a private talk. She immediately said "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Keeper Marethari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Thedas, you just have to do...one thing." She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I gave her some questions "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "The Keeper says 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough, but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because the dream felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Nice, a 30 year old pop culture reference!

Let's head in and give Isabela a talking to.

"Everybody knows you've got to have an 'and' in there to accurately paraphrase the lyrics!"

That ain't the only big thing you like

The demon rum...

Ahahaha Isabela is a slut.

 

AHAHAHAHA ISABELA IS A SLUT

Duh, you're a Bioware character.