A.N.D.E.R.S. - Call Of Scriptycrap

Alright, we've got our elven bishie out of the way, let's move onto the next meaty slab of man.

Isabela catches a lot of diseases, sex diseases, because she likes to fuck so much!

Yes, this is why apostate mages must be controlled, so that the pharmaceutical conglomerates of Thedas don't lose their monopoly on AIDS treatments.

How is this tramp always getting to Valerie's men before she does?

Valerie has taken a page from the Joseph Fritzl playbook and realized that there is no better way to get laid than to imprison the object of your affections in your basement for years.

Unfortunately, Anders really isn't into that whole "dungeon play" thing. Haha! I am dead inside.

I like how they establish the threat of the main antagonist in absolutely the most boring way imaginable.

The brows! The brows? The mouth! The brows...

Just being in Kirkwall puts Valerie at risk. Risk of constant attacks by the dog lords.

Oh Anders! That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me!

See, here's the thing: he's already in Valerie's party and she's already tied to him, so I don't see how some action on the side is gonna make it any worse (aside from a dialogue perspective lol).

-David Gaider when Bioware told him to have Dragon Age 2 ready for release after a year of dev time max.