This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
The Plot, Much Like My Vomit, Thickens
So we just got completely fucked over out of the money we were owed by
the captain of the guard. Valerie's getting ready to leave, when all of a
We're interrupted by possibly the only woman in Kirkwall uglier than Aveline.
No Aveline, she's thanking you for the time you saved her from being
ambushed by bar tab for the last guy who got drunk enough to sleep with
her. What do you think?
Half of the "witty" options are just stating the obvious and expecting people to find it funny I guess?
I've spent like 3 days trying to parse the logic of this chain of events and I just do not understand it.
Valerie's laser-like focus hones in on the one remotely comprehensible part of that sentence.
Hey, you know what could have solved this whole discrepancy really easily? Opening the goddamn satchel.
But anyway, Aveline's bloodhound-like nose (which complements her doglike face,) has picked up the scent of corruption!
Valerie attempts to dissuade her.
Okay, so we've established he's a bad captain.
Valerie persists at trying to sway Aveline from her Serpico-like quest
for justice so that she can pursue loftier goals, like raising enough
money to go graverobbing in ancient dwarven tombs.
SPOILERS: this isn't actually about justice, just getting Aveline laid.
Okay, I'll go put that right at the bottom of my "to-do" list.
On the way out, Aveline and Merrill have an enlightening discussion of dalish social hierarchy.