Wednesday, November 30, 2011

David Gaider's From Hell pt.1

With "romance" on her mind after her hot and heavy chat session with Fenris, Valerie decides to seek out the Templar she suspects of boning Ninette.
Naturally, he's getting the shit kicked out of him by a trash mob of bandits.

Innuendo is wasted on the pious mind of Emeric.

Hey, I know some very "adventurous" older women...

Cool, do the other 2 women have families interested in paying me as well?

Emeric is like the only character in this game that is actively confused by these horrific attempts at humor.

I don't know why you're being so smug about this, Valerie. If you have to actually take the time to explain the joke it clearly wasn't a very good one.

"...and also of listening to your japery."

It'd be really cool if he meant that he was going to hang himself because he unironically used a Lethal Weapon reference in a game made in 2011.

I should have thought twice before committing to playing this game the whole way through.

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