This thread is no longer acceptable. It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
David Gaider's From Hell pt.1
With "romance" on her mind after her hot and heavy chat session with
Fenris, Valerie decides to seek out the Templar she suspects of boning
Ninette.
Naturally, he's getting the shit kicked out of him by a trash mob of bandits.
Innuendo is wasted on the pious mind of Emeric.
Hey, I know some very "adventurous" older women...
Cool, do the other 2 women have families interested in paying me as well?
Emeric is like the only character in this game that is actively confused by these horrific attempts at humor.
I don't know why you're being so smug about this, Valerie. If you have
to actually take the time to explain the joke it clearly wasn't a very
good one.
"...and also of listening to your japery."
It'd be really cool if he meant that he was going to hang himself
because he unironically used a Lethal Weapon reference in a game made in
2011.
I should have thought twice before committing to playing this game the whole way through.
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