This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Hawke's Gotta Get Paid: Part The Second
So as we walk out of the brothel, we notice a familiar face:
That's right, it's our old friend Athenril!
And now: Hawke's gotta get paid, part 2
Silver? Bitch I can get silver off a corpse, you best be paying gold.
Yeah, the elf may be attempting to jew me, but money's money.
As we leave, Merrill asks Anders how Ser Pounce-a-lot got knighted.
Ha! Ha! I'm using the anachronistic pop culture reference!
No but there was a pop tart and a rainbow and
Then once we get to the docks, Merrill strikes up a conversation with Anders about the Grey Wardens.
Actually, you didn't, because that only happens if you used the Dalish
elf origin and this game's backstory uses a human noble playthrough
(elves are homo).
Some time passes and we overhear a scuffle:
Errors made by characters (possibly incompetence by the gamemakers):
Athenril says that her men have already gone missing when she hires
Hawke, however when Hawke arrives at the docks later that night, a small
boy has just been attacked by a trash mob of bandits.
Valerie isn't even listening to this little shithead as her attention is drawn by the sweet sweet loot.
(His mom's dead. Oops!)
Cry me a river, bitch.
What a coincidence, I don't care what you're going to do now!