Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hawke's Gotta Get Paid: Part The Second

So as we walk out of the brothel, we notice a familiar face:
That's right, it's our old friend Athenril!

And now: Hawke's gotta get paid, part 2

Silver? Bitch I can get silver off a corpse, you best be paying gold.

Yeah, the elf may be attempting to jew me, but money's money.

As we leave, Merrill asks Anders how Ser Pounce-a-lot got knighted.
Ha! Ha! I'm using the anachronistic pop culture reference!

No but there was a pop tart and a rainbow and America ruins another perfectly good Japanese meme

Then once we get to the docks, Merrill strikes up a conversation with Anders about the Grey Wardens.
Actually, you didn't, because that only happens if you used the Dalish elf origin and this game's backstory uses a human noble playthrough (elves are homo).

Monar

Some time passes and we overhear a scuffle:
Errors made by characters (possibly incompetence by the gamemakers): Athenril says that her men have already gone missing when she hires Hawke, however when Hawke arrives at the docks later that night, a small boy has just been attacked by a trash mob of bandits.

Valerie isn't even listening to this little shithead as her attention is drawn by the sweet sweet loot.

(His mom's dead. Oops!)

Cry me a river, bitch.



What a coincidence, I don't care what you're going to do now!

Ah yes, casual racism.

Make money money make money money Crazy Guy

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