The Earth Died Gigglesqueeing pt.2

Well, let's go past that pillar of skulls and see what's beyond it. I'm sure nothing too bad.

Just a "Strange Idol" surrounded by skull pillars. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL ITS DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

Given the railroading of the plot does that mean the demon = the writing staff of this game? MY GOD! I'VE CRACKED THE CODE!

Not seeing the problem here.

Yeah, how dare you waste Valerie's time?

Bioware's masterfully expressive facial modeling at work.

Valerie will!

You know Marethari, I think you're really overestimating Merrill's deductive capabilities at this point.

And then she pulled her dick out.

It was purple and also enormous.

Valerie finally faces the consequences of her relentless snark.

Empowered by Valerie's endless string of Whedonesque quips, defeat looks certain for our heroes!

Just kidding, we stomped the shit out of her.

You are better than me Merrill. You are the best.

There's gonna be some good news coming, alright.

Does that mean "I'm about to shank a bitch"?

Because Merrill is totally about to shank a bitch.

All of a sudden, the keeper's body is surrounded by a rhythm-based bullet hell shmup.

I say the same thing every time I look at thisblog.

My party member Merrill, she have very funny retardation.

Valerie has learned nothing from the demon's words.

Absolutely nothing.

Yes, that was really the problem here.

I'm pretty sure we already "took care" of her, but sure, I bet the clan will be glad to hear about this!