This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
You Got Mage In My Templar! You Got Templar In My Mage! pt. 3
Bethany has been kidnapped. Valerie thirsts for vengeance. She knows what she must do: Visit Fenris.
"I bought it off bad-dragon.net, only cost me like a hundred forty nine bucks!"
Dude, check out those sick textures!
His neck is so fucked up that his tattoo textures don't even connect right now.
Valerie sure as shit doesn't, she can't even equip it.
Fun Fact: the sword never glows in-game, even when Fenris is using it.
Anyway, let's head to the Wounded Coast.
Remember this previously irrelevant character I relegated to a "deleted scenes" imgur album? He's back, in mandatory quest form!
you'd expect Valerie to be a little more sympathetic to a fellow addict
but at this point she's just eager to get out of here.
I say this every time I log into this blog.
Wow. The moral ambiguity is blowing my mind here.
In this way, videogame writers are a lot like mages.
How fucking stupid are you people?
Despite taking this quest from Orsino, everyone in this encounter acts like you're working for Meredith.
Oh my god you are the worst hostage negotiator ever.
This is it. This is the payoff for saving those blood mages back in Act 1.
You only say that because you never met the Arishok.
This dude is the hugest retard pussy ever, he teams up with bloodmages twice and backs out both times.
That worked out so well last time you tried it.
You really haven't been paying attention to this game, have you?
The texture work in this game is simply stunning.
Yeah, you do that.
the templars have absolutely no problem fighting alongside a literal
abomination that just killed one of their own members with blood magic
right in front of them.
So um, how's that whole "killing the Champion" thing working out for you?