This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Cure Yourself By Rubbing Feces Into The Wounds
Working with Antivans always leaves a bad taste in Valerie's mouth. So
sleazy, so disrespectful of her as a beautiful independent woman who
don't need no man. Time to check in on someone who really knows how to
treat a lady.
Unfortunately, the Arishok left the city 3 years ago, so we've got to settle for Anders.
Anders, Anders, stop being so Puritan. Everyone experiments when they're younger, no need to beat yourself up about it.
Me Fenris me hate magic
Beheading the victim is so much easier though.
I dont give a shit either way unless there's loot involved.
Oh cool I love losing half of a party member's unique skillset.
I notice they're still acting like anything in this game poses a challenge.
Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for this game.
That doesn't even make sense.
I'm gonna need some ammonium nitrate fertilizer and some fuel oil.
Actually it really kind of doesn't, but thanks for the foreshadowing.
Oh those Tevinters, always sacrificing to the dark gods!
Hey, even if there is that's what we've got Merrill around for.
Alright, sela petrae seems to be nearby, let's head over and get that-
Oh. Guess that was where the other Templars were. Welp, that's another sidequest done with.
It's a well known fact that fecal matter is rich in magical mineral deposits.
Oh look. A trash mob. Because no quest would be complete without one.
Damn, between sela petrae and lyrium the Kirkwall sewers could probably be a more profitable mine than the Bone Pit!
Well, at least it's in a mildly clean location.
Ugh, of course one wouldn't be good enough for you.
Okay I don't even know why they're bothering to smuggle lyrium, because
given the number of criminals in the sewers it's obvious that jenkem's
where the real money's at in Kirkwall.
Ugh, I am digging for minerals directly beneath an outhouse. You know what? Fuck you, Anders. Find the drakestone yourself.