Sunday, February 5, 2012
But Thou Must!
Alright, we've got a letter asking us to head over to the Circle of Magi, so let's go take care of that.
OH! SHUT DOWN!
Look at this tranquil bitch and her wack Uncle Tom ass. Anders is getting upset!
Hey, this looks familiar... oh that's right, it's the environment they recycled for the fade back when we went into Feynriel's dreams!
Forget about the knight-commander, baby, let's talk about you. Have I mentioned that mark of tranquility branded into your forehead really brings out your beautiful eyes?
Wish I could say the same for you, Valerie, but those knife fingers on your gloves? Major fashion faux pas.
Wow, I don't know how they could dream of leaving someone as lovable as you behind.
And you thought Valerie would do this for you because?
Outright refusing the quest? Sorry, the Gaider/Hepler plot express train ain't slowing down now!
I'm getting ready to hang myself.
I don't know what Meredith expects to persuade Valerie if her mother being murdered by a blood mage didn't do the job.
Meredith doesn't even dignify Anders with a response.
Ah, my beguiling little lobotomized temptress. How long I have waited to be alone with you.
Business before pleasure? I understand, but don't think you can keep me waiting forever.
Okay, so we've got a domestic disturbance on the rez,
Suspected drunk and disorderly over on the strip,
And gang-related activity in the slums. over.
Can I get a 10-4 on that gang related?
Shots fired, I repeat, shots fired. Officers down. Over.
Roger, dispatch. Over and out.
The only ones who're gonna need luck are the skips, because I am the Hawke! The biiiiig bad Haaaawke!