This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Merrill & Lynch: Doglord Days
Dear Keeper, I've been trying to write you this letter for fourteen
years. Today's my last chance. This afternoon I will pay for my mistakes
with my life. It's only fair. As you know if you've read the papers, my
life as a mercenary and all the pain I've caused, most of it is true. I
should regret it all, I should be scared of dying, but I'm not. I can't
anymore. The only feeling I have left is regret, regret that I'll never
get to know you. You are all that matters. Sorry I never understood.
Your First, Merrill.
That was great, we got away!
Great? What the fuck happened back there?!
I told ya, the gas mask was hot and I-
So you kill everyone?!
Listen to me, it was really warm, I couldn't see. And the police were everywhere... I'm telling you they were swarming!
But why did you kill the hostages?
Why? What do you mean? They were waking up, they wouldn't stay still I just tried to stop them.
want some? I'LL FUCKIN' GIVE YA SOME! Goddamn son of a bitch,
fuck...Get away from me. Why do you keep doin' that? Stupid fuck...WHAT
ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? Is that all you got?!
Stop you're only faking it! Fake this, UNDERSTOOD!
You should have let me talk to them!
Don't fuckin' talk to me! You just get your shit together, you hear me?
Well at least we got away.
Nobody gets away with what you just did!
What, now you suddenly can't kill dalish?
No I mean... fuck, what happened back there?
You mean you don't remember?
Aw oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, why do I always fuck up?!
Merrill, I need your help here, snap the fuck out of it!
How many did I kill?
More than you wanna know.
I have black outs, I get violent and it gets so fucking horrible
afterwards! I thought could control it but I can't, I can't. Just need a
few of these.