This thread is no longer acceptable.
It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
You Got Mage In My Templar! You Got Templar In My Mage! pt.1
Let's check in over at the Viscount's Keep:
HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS
Anyway, now that we've helped our adorable Dalish pixie genocide her entire tribe, it's time to deal with some mages who don't know how to handle the awesome responsibilities that come with their powers.
BIOWARE HAS ATTEMPTED MORAL AMBIGUITY!
been trying to get permission to Auschwitz the circle for this entire
act and he's worried about mages becoming a target.
Whoa. Whoa. Sometimes a bro likes to stay out after curfew, get some stank on
it, you know what I mean? One time back in college I smuggled anthrax
across 3 state lines because this Persian honey I met on chatroulette
told me she'd let me hit it raw if I could get her a bioweapon and when Homeland Security stopped me I was just like "sheeeeit, I'm just trynna
get my dick wet nigga!" Let me go with a slap on the wrist.
Have you seen a demon recently? Bitches can't get enough of that purple dick.
Only pussies are scared of the RA, dogg.
And you can too, at Suicide Girls tour 2012! Buy your tickets now!
Don't kill anyone unless I meet a trash mob. Got it.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what fills up first. Whoa! How did this copy of Dragon Age 2 get into my other hand?
I didn't deserve this game.
I never asked for this.
Because the game's almost over and it's time to resolve these character arcs?
Nah, that'd mean that the characters would have to actually change in some way.
Let's see what's up with this meeting.
Templars and mages? Together? What perversion of the natural order is this? What's next, ebony and ivory?
Yeah, I'm pretty great.
Black guy got some white hands.
How thoughtful of you to preemptively break your own neck. Saves me the trouble.
Go trash mob go trash mob go trash mob go!
come on Anders, I'm sure the necessity of concealing their sedition
from the vigilant eye of Meredith has made these guys incredibly
paranoid and protective of their secr-