This thread is no longer acceptable. It veers off topic more than a drunk fishtails on a back country road. Posting is crap, effort is flaccid, and frankly the LP itself defines mediocrity in new and tepid ways. Much like Dragon Age 2, this thread is filler. It is white noise. It is a radio tuned to an obscure AM channel playing day opera radio serials in a language you've never heard. It makes sense only because it speaks the universal lingua franca of failure. How fitting.
Monday, January 2, 2012
Aveline... Loves To Fuck???
Alright let's get this horrible fucking quest over with so I can get back
to whatever other irrelevant bullshit I was supposed to be doing
beforehand, I don't even remember.

"Attention everyone: I'm sorry I want to bone down on Donnic." -Aveline Scott, branch manager Dunder-Mifflin Kirkwall.
Cold-blooded.

Only a moment? You might want to talk to a doctor about that.
This is so bad.
BOW-CHIKKA-BOW-BOW!
CUE THE SEX MOANS!


Wow, you must really get off on exhibitionism.


Please.
(Vomits)
Fuck you.
Why do I have a feeling you will even if I say no? (You can't say no.)
This entire game is beyond help, why would you be an exception?
Replace "hard work" with "far too long spent on miserable tedious shit" and this is accurate.
Hm,
let's see, given that my other tank character has aoe attacks and all
you do is hit stuff with a shield, i'm gonna say that'll be "never".

FUCK YOU.
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Aveline French kissing Hawke after giving head to Donnic was real classy. I'm sure Gaider and Hamburger Helper gigglesquee every time someone plays this part.
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